Virginity Test

This test will try to "measure your virginity" in terms of a percentage. You start with a 100 percent virginity rating and must deduct 1 percent for each of the acts listed here which you've already done. This is obviously not a serious test, and should only be taken as a joke-quiz or something to pass the time.

Have you:
1.Smoked.
2.Drank alcohol.
3.Cried when someone died.
4.Been drunk.
5.Had sex.
6.Been to a concert.
7.Given a handjob/gotten a handjob.
8.Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob.
9.Been verbally sexually harassed.
10.Verbally sexually harassed somebody.
11.Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12.Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13.Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14.Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15.Been to prom.
16.Cried at school.
17.Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18.Went streaking (running in public naked).
19.Given a lap dance.
20.Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
21.Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22.Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23.Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25.Went scuba diving.
26.Driven a car.
27.Gotten an xray.
28.Hit by a car.
29.Had a party.
30.Done drugs.
31.Played strip poker.
32.Got paid to strip for someone.
33.Ran away from home.
34.Broken a bone.
35.Eaten sushi.
36.Bought porn.
37.Watched porn.
38.Made porn.
39.Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40.Been in love.
41.Frenched kissed.
42.Laughed so hard you cried.
43.Cried yourself to sleep.
44.Laughed yourself to sleep.
45.Stabbed yourself.
46.Shot a gun.
47.Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48.Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
49.Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
50.Watched an animal die.
51.Watched a person die.
52.Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53.Pranked somebody.
54.Put somebody in the hospital.
55.Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56.Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57.Dressed punk.
58.Dressed goth.
59.Dressed preppy.
60.Been to a motocross race.
61.Avoided somebody.
62.Been stalked.
63.Stalked someone.
64.Met a celebrity.
65.Played an instrument.
66.Ridden a horse.
67.Cut yourself.
68.Bungee jumped.
69.Ding dong ditched somebody.
70.Been to a wild party.
71.Got caught stealing something.
72.Kicked a guy in the balls.
73.Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74.Went out with your friend's crush.
75.Got arrested.
76.Been pregnant.
77.Babysat.
78.Been to another country.
79.Started your house on fire.
80.Had an encounter with a ghost.
81.Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82.Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd to be asked out by.
83.Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84.Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
85.Sat on your ass all day.
86.Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87.Had a job.
88.Gotten cut from a sports team.
89.Been called a wh0re.
90.Danced like a wh0re.
91.Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92.Been in a car accident.
93.Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94.Been told you have beautiful hair.
95.Raped somebody.
96.Danced in the rain.
97.Been rejected.
98.Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99.Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100.Been raped.

Credits to DotAPortal for the quiz.

Best Sports Commentary in the History of Mankind

Just last month I made it my personal goal to watch all of The Undertaker's Wrestlemania matches before May, and I finished well ahead of schedule. Just before we go on, I'll clarify a few things.

1. Who is The Undertaker?-> I could probably go on and on about his accolades and how he's carrying the WWE (one of the premier professional wrestling promotions today) on his shoulders, but I'll just say he's one of the WWE's senior wrestlers, being 43 years old and having competed for 18 years now.

2. What is Wrestlemania?-> Every month, WWE holds one pay-per-view event where most of the storylines and fights between wrestlers either start or end (in contrast to their weekly televised shows). If a regular pay-per-view is given so much importance, Wrestlemania is most likely the most important pay-per-view event in not only the WWE, but in all of sports-entertainment.

3. What does Undertaker have to do with Wrestlemania?-> For all the 16 years he's competed at Wrestlemania, The Undertaker has never lost, and the list of wrestlers he has fought against is a very decorated list with Jimmy Snuka, Jake the Snake Roberts, Kevin Nash, Kane, Triple H, Edge, Ric Flair, and our country's very own Batista.

But that's not important right now. Right now, I am focused on two lines made by the commentary team during The Undertaker's then third Wrestlemania appearance against Giant Gonzales, which to this date is his only win at Wrestlemania by disqualification.

Click this link to watch the second half of the match.

Look at 6:59 to 7:02. As The Undertaker returns from backstage after being smothered with a chloroform soaked rag, Bobby Heenan shouts "He is living proof that . . . . . he is not alive."

I first laughed my ass off at this one. Believe me, an athlete like The Undertaker is no laughing matter. Unlike the steroid jockeys in the WWE today (cough)John Cena(cough), The Undertaker is not only big and imposing, but has the in-ring skill to back it up, with flying moves and submission holds that put people almost a foot shorter and almost 60 pounds lighter to shame. And his character is just terrifying. When I was a kid, I didn't check my room the Bogeyman or the closet monster, but I checked it for The Undertaker.

But when I heard this, this just took the cake. I mean, only in professional wrestling can a man be living proof that he is not alive. I'll bet one day, back in 2000, while recuperating from a groin injury, The Undertaker realized what Heenan said at this point and took that comment to be the inspiration to change his gimmick from a supernatural zombie-like figure to an actual living person. To the delight to some of his fans, he's just recently (like 4 years ago) returned to his roots.

But then look at 7:53 to 7:57. Randy Savage says "They're gonna have to change Giant Gonzales' name to What Happened."

That one speaks for it self. Way to foreshadow the two competitor's careers. Gonzales retired a few years after that match, his short career being punctuated mostly by his ludicrous height and ridiculous bodysuit. In contrast, The Undertaker went on to become one of the most revered figures in sports-entertainment. Leave it to Randy Savage to know when someone's career is going to fail then rub it in their faces years before it does.

I can't say this was one of the best of The Undertaker's Wrestlemania matches. It, in fact, has gotta be one of the worst, but the astounding and mind-blowing commentary made me enjoy this classic in a way different from the way I did the 15 other matches.